of Movie & Vestby

I’m not gonna tell what it’s all about cos you just have to watch it yourself. And you know the drill, put Cameron Diaz and Ashton Kutcher together in a movie; you’ll get your ticket worth for a romantic comedy! ‘What Happens in Vegas’ is definitely undeniably without a doubt a MUST WATCH! Download it! Buy a pirated DVD or something or book a ticket now! I guarantee you’ll love it!

By and by and by de way, I couldn’t stand it any longer to wait for my next paycheck next week so what de hell; I decided to just withdraw my money to buy that lovely Vestby…It’s been going through my mind having it.. Remember Vestby? Ikea furniture have all these funny Swedish names you see..

It was dismantled when I bought it and you ought to assemble de damn wardrobe yourself. I was worried and wondered if I had to call de Ikea guys to assemble it for me. But that would be a waste of time and money and anticipating.. So without a lot of thinking I chose to amass de Vestby myself.

LOOK. Now just look at that! Clap your hands now cos I amassed it ALL BY MYSELF. Dragging it from de car and carrying up to my condo was a pain... It was big and heavy, it took me hours to screw de damn pieces together and damn tediously loads of work, I even accessorize de white clothe up with little frills and my Vatican City’s  rosary .. Gonna fill de clothe up soon with more perks!

Prolly for you boys, it’s just a piece of cake, hell, with de petty instruction book on hand to refer, with all those little screws, bolts and nuts that I’ve never seen in my entire feminine life, nails and a hammer, it took me hours to assemble de damn thing in one piece..

I injured myself cos woodwork isn’t good for my hands, my nails are chipping off…  but yet I am so proud of myself for doing something masculine and fruitful for de day..